Why I Married My Wife

I have a history of terrible haircuts and only until recently when I went to this new stylist did they turn out well. So when I got home last night from getting my hair cut and Melissa said she thought it looked good, I was a little surprised.

I repeated her reply in the form of a question, “Oh you like it?”

She said, “Yeah, it makes your head look more normal. Not so Lyle Lovett-y.”

“Oh, I guess that’s a compliment then?”

“Well, yeah. ? .”

“You know, I think you’re gonna be kinda Grandma-B-ish when you get to be an old lady.”

“Yeah I probably will.” (laughing)

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September 2, 2005 at 10:58 am

Hmmmm… I guess having one marriageable quality is better than none.

Your loving and brain-filterlesswife